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Portable Prophet

from Pain Gel of Purification by Cara Neir

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  • Ultra Rare Swirl Cassette
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Pink Ice Gel Ultra 1x, Public Access Clown Ultra 1x

    Includes unlimited streaming of Pain Gel of Purification via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • Pain Gel of Purification Jar

    Super cool pain relieving gel.

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  • Swirl Cassette
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Variants in order of photos: Pink Ice Gel, Peppermint Glass, and Public Access Clown.

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  • Blue Pill Cassette
    Cassette + Digital Album

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  • Pain Gel ‘Portable Prophet’ Hot Sauce

    Complete Goner x Cara Neir vegan hot sauce. Hot with a hint of blueberry sweetness. We like to pour it on pizza and burritos. Some bottles experienced a spillage from a broken one in the initial transit. We will ship the cleanest label ones first.

    Ingredients:

    Blueberry
    Brown sugar
    Ghost Pepper
    Reaper
    Sweet peppers
    Garlic
    Cumin
    Basil
    Chili powder
    Ginger
    Mint
    Agave

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lyrics

3AM, tummy beckons your attention
More than a store, it's another dimension
7/11 holds the key to your hungies
Lightning fast I rummage through the chippy section
I stop and pause as I pass by their yum confections (mmmmm)
Finally, prepackaged microwaveable burritos
But when I get there,
THERE'S NO MORE
BEAN AND CHEESE?!?! RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
"FUCKING BURN THE STORE DOWN THEN MAN"
I looked down and saw the convenience prophet
"DRINK ME AND GAIN THE STRENGTH OF THE SLURPEE GODS YOU PLEBEIAN"
I chugged and raged and ravaged through a varied selection of candy and nuts
I love 7/11 but hate their night-shift employees
Please restock the fucking store

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from Pain Gel of Purification, released November 19, 2021

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