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Cara Neir - Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers

from 77 Myths of Venerable Magik by Cara Neir / Infernal Legions of Mordor

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lyrics

Solomon Fingers, son of the Goldfish King
Heir of Chubby Chamber, was born a prodigy
"One day when you grow up boy, you'll cover this whole town with your Farts
You'll be the king, but the throne will not wait so patiently until then..."
Solomon Fingers, son of the Goldfish King
Heir of Chubby Chamber, was born a prodigy
Solomon sought the amulet and knew what he must do with it
See, to harness the Fart, one has to seek the cheese... Fromunda
Fromunda was once known to render entire villages defenseless, weeping from the noxious fumes
Solomon Fingers got that amulet just in time, literally as Fromunda farted its way through town
Farting out farts and farting x7
Really gassing up the place when the amulet began to glow yellow, cracking open into a big ass boiled egg,
And hopping into Solomon's mouth, producing the largest, nastiest farts ever smelt, ever dealt
Solomon Fingers really grew up to be a big ol' turd burglar

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from 77 Myths of Venerable Magik, released May 6, 2022

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